August 2012
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
i’m such a stupid fucking idiot why did i do that
there’s this thing called writing
and it’s thirty percent staring blankly at a computer screen
twenty percent keyboard smashing, select all, deleting
ten percent writing the entire plot out but not being able to put it into actual words
five percent screaming
fifteen percent refreshing your dashboard
five percent finding the perfect song/background music
ten percent talking about writing
and five percent making stupid text posts about why writing is hard
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
tbh if i follow you i can pretty much guarantee that i have thought about you at least once when i’m not even on the computer
Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It
the sad part is that this is real
the *best part is that this is real
TASH
TASH
TASH
I’M DONE
I’M OUT OF HERE
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON, AND WE WON! :D
things that say a lot about people:
- the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
- how they feel about the weather
- whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
- fingernails
- and hands in general
- their preferred creative outlet
- how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
- whether or not they drink coffee
- if they ever forget to eat
- how honest they are with themselves (and others)
- if they correct your grammar
- and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts
school starts tomorrow
someone shoot me now
i’m picking up hair dye today and my mom just told me to pick a somewhat normal colour
lol no
i hate how people just expect that youre going to finish school and get an office job and meet someone and settle down and have children and a dog and drive a mazda because i dont want any of those things especially a mazda
- mom: what are you gonna do when school starts
- me: die
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.